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Kinja'd!!! "jkm7680" (jkm7680)
02/27/2016 at 22:48 • Filed to: None

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I’m bored of my new car already. Send help, because I want this. Like I’m so bored I’ve considered bagging it. (I stanced my A4 on shit coilovers and ruined it by doing so.) I actually miss that car, just because of how much I personalized it. It was slow also.

Why am I bored? It’s SO FUCKING SLOW. (And its not an Audi and I miss that).

Seriously Volkswagen, 8.4 seconds wasn’t even a good 0-60 in 1999. My A6 did it in 6.0 flat and you’d have torque in any gear at any rpm. With the Jetta, in third gear at 30 mph nothing fucking happens.

In the A6, in 6th gear at any speed and there ya go plentiful torque. In the Jetta, fifth gear at any RPM. Nothing. Nothing at all, time to downshift and watch as nothing happens there either.

And it should be noted the Jetta is like my third car in less than a year.

Good thing is how cheap insurance is.

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DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! whoarder is tellurium > jkm7680
02/27/2016 at 22:53

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Get a fuggin tune brah.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > whoarder is tellurium
02/27/2016 at 22:53

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I want that.


Kinja'd!!! djmt1 > jkm7680
02/27/2016 at 22:54

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What is the Jetta in English? I knew it used to be the Bora but that’s long gone.


Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > djmt1
02/27/2016 at 22:54

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The Jetta is the Jetta?


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > jkm7680
02/27/2016 at 22:58

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An APR stage I 93 octane tune will give you 242 HP and 293 lb-ft of torque without any supporting mods.


Kinja'd!!! djmt1 > jkm7680
02/27/2016 at 23:01

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Turns out it is. I didn’t know they sold them in England and I’m pretty sure neither did anyone else. I don’t see why you would pick one over a Skoda Octavia. I think VW needs to remember that they aren’t a luxury brand in the UK and start pricing accordingly.


Kinja'd!!! Bytemite > jkm7680
02/27/2016 at 23:10

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Well why did you expect a Jetta to be fun?


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > jkm7680
02/27/2016 at 23:17

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Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Bytemite
02/27/2016 at 23:40

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1.8t, sport suspension, manual.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 00:59

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I think you have a lot going on in your life, and little things like your Jetta are getting caught in the crossfire.

The Jetta is a better car than your former A6, now matter how slow.


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 01:22

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I’m not helping!

Because you should totally switch to THAT S4!


Kinja'd!!! Svend > djmt1
02/28/2016 at 02:15

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Octavia for the win. Better looking car at less cost. Sur the 1.4TSi Jetta is cheaper than the Octy but the Skoda is available in both 2.0 petrol and diesel with either manual or DSG.

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Kinja'd!!! PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 02:33

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TUNE IT KIDDDDDDDD


Kinja'd!!! CALUSA > Svend
02/28/2016 at 04:48

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Octavia is bigger as well


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 07:25

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Just remember, whenever something goes wrong on the Jetta right now, you’re not out thousands of dollars.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > jkm7680
02/28/2016 at 08:40

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I know where you can find a cheap Allroad....


Kinja'd!!! Svend > CALUSA
02/28/2016 at 10:03

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So true.